My friend Bill has the best Facebook Status Bar Comments. I like to visit his profile to read them all in succession. It makes for a nice poem. Please enjoy. From Bill's Facebook page, in reverse chronological order, without his consent in advance.
Bill is suspicious about how quiet it is today...*Perhaps Bill is reading my blog?
Bill is putting my to-do list at the top of my to-do list.
Bill is just sort of wondering when Portland's infatuation with big, bushy beards on men is going to end in tears and recrimination...*
Bill is typing.**
Bill is hitting the road.
Bill is having a day.
Bill is taking all feedback with a grain of French sea salt.
Bill is waiting to see what it all means.
Bill is glad there's olive oil.
**Perhaps Bill is reading my Facebook Status Bar? See EP, 2.18.09, "Elaine is typing her status into the status bar on Facebook."
***Perhaps Bill will not appreciate this tribute.
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