zonechefs.com

Well this is too New York for words. For a mere $40 a day, you too can lose weight, on a Four Star diet program. After seeing a commercial on TV for ZoneChefs, I went to their Website and investigated the Vegetarian Plan for instance, by Zen Palate no less. Here is a bit about the program.

We provide our clients with 3 delicious gourmet vegetarian meals and 2 great tasting snacks by 5am each and every delivery day. In order to insure variety, we make it our top priority to maintain a twenty-one day cycle of various vegetarian entrees.

If you have an exterior door in which we need a key to gain access to your residence, you can FedEx us a duplicate key in which we will gladly pick up at our expense. Veggie ZoneChefs is not just a diet, it is a lifestyle so when you wake up in the morning we are there to start your Zone compliant day.

Oh yes, that sounds totally feasible. Why not give you a copy of my front door key, at your expense of course. Ivanka Trump is one of their celebrity success stories. Well at least we know that it is affordable for the Everyman.

(I am glad I know how to cook.)